First, let me begin this post by expressing my disappointment in Cat. Really, she has totally let me down in our blogging world. Can't even take the time to comment on last week's question, can't be bothered to take 5 minutes out of her day to write a post. Whatever.
It's Friday, so that means random question Friday. I like getting your mind thinking first thing in the morning on a Friday. Especially since usually Thursday nights are number one Happy Hour days which turn into all night affairs with Cat and I dragging our lap tops around the bar in our work professional attire making it obvious to everyone we've been drinking since 5 pm!
Ok, back to the point of the post, in the tradition of my favorite mid-work day guilty pleasure http://www.tmz.com/, who would you rather get busy with? (And this has nothing to do with birthdays, like the tmz posts are).
Greasy Bear late at night when he's at the height of his sweat, grease and drunk, or, Al Gore?
Ok, both of these gross me out to no end. Have you seen pictures of Brandon Davis? Really, I feel sick just thinking of our bodies sweating together, but I'm going to have to choose him over Al Gore. I could never live with myself if I gave Al Gore an orgasm. He's the epitome of all things I dislike: liberal; green; hypocrite; ugly; free hand out giving; tree hugging; granola; and, self-promoting. There, I said it!
Have a great weekend! - xoxo, Maxi
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Maxi....I prmise to write a post.
I don't believe in aliens, but I would rather get abducted by aliens than Al Gore.
Can we talk about carbon footprints for a minute?
Okay, to answer the question, I could see myself choosing Greasy Bear as well.
I dated this one guy who was so liberal. He was a 27-year old punk rocker. He had plugs in his ears, posters of the Dead Kennedys in his bedroom, constantly talked about "the man", and refused to shop at Wal-Mart. The onversation would have been stimulating if he had some good arguments. However, his arguments usually involved quoting the first Anti-Flag album. I couldn't take him seriously, and I doubt I could take Al Gore seriously. If I can't undertand you're logic, it's just not going to work.
Al Gore could whine and dine me all night about the morose future of the ozone layer, but I don't think I could go for it.
Come to Mamma, Greasy Bear, this girl is ready to ge dirrrty.
xoxox Cat
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