To Bra or not to Bra, that is the Question

As a introduction to this post, Cathy and I are obsessed with Craigslist missed connection. And not so much that we think we're going to meet our Prince Charming this way, but that people are so dumb, and the posts are so dumb and poorly written, and it really provides tons of entertainment! Sometimes the site is blocked at work, and other times, not. We think it's unblocked a few hours a day so our nerdy IT guy can either post or check his missed connection.

From: Cathy
Why weren't we on this one? {Enter text rather than link}

you were with your friend wed at a table by the window.

you were wearing jeans and a white sweater that showed off your black bra strap (very sexy!)

had to let you know that you are stunning.

i was meeting a client and couldn't break away to let you know how attractive you are, but i hope you see this.

signed
an admirer :)

From: Maxine
Yea, do you think he thought one of us had red hair? :)

From: Cathy
Yours has a reddish tint in the light!

From: Maxine
i don't think i was wearing a white sweater with a sexy black bra strap showing. if anything that would be you. so let's see, me with the hair, you with the outfit. really, you can't blame him for confusing who was who, we are both gorgeous. ;0


From: Cathy
Maxi, you and your white Grandma bras.


From: Maxine
well...yours are black grandma bras!

From: Cathy
It's because we both wear like 36FFFF so they look huge!

From: Maxine
You know that's the only reason!

Yours is more 34FFFF, and mine is now 36FFF


From: Cathy
But seriously T said she got a bra fitting and she was 36 D. I don'[t believe that for a second. She goes braless all the time.

From: Maxine
i agree. either that or she needs to be wearing a bra. ain't nothing sexy about sagging double d titties bouncing around in a white tank top.

From: Cathy
But the celebs do it to go grocery shopping...


From: Maxine
but they're a or b at best. i do want to do it one time, just pop into the store in the summer in my wife beater, nipples blazing in the produce refrigerated section. talk about the perfect pick up line. "are you stealing raisins, or just happy to see me?"