To Bra or not to Bra, that is the Question

As a introduction to this post, Cathy and I are obsessed with Craigslist missed connection. And not so much that we think we're going to meet our Prince Charming this way, but that people are so dumb, and the posts are so dumb and poorly written, and it really provides tons of entertainment! Sometimes the site is blocked at work, and other times, not. We think it's unblocked a few hours a day so our nerdy IT guy can either post or check his missed connection.

From: Cathy
Why weren't we on this one? {Enter text rather than link}

you were with your friend wed at a table by the window.

you were wearing jeans and a white sweater that showed off your black bra strap (very sexy!)

had to let you know that you are stunning.

i was meeting a client and couldn't break away to let you know how attractive you are, but i hope you see this.

signed
an admirer :)

From: Maxine
Yea, do you think he thought one of us had red hair? :)

From: Cathy
Yours has a reddish tint in the light!

From: Maxine
i don't think i was wearing a white sweater with a sexy black bra strap showing. if anything that would be you. so let's see, me with the hair, you with the outfit. really, you can't blame him for confusing who was who, we are both gorgeous. ;0


From: Cathy
Maxi, you and your white Grandma bras.


From: Maxine
well...yours are black grandma bras!

From: Cathy
It's because we both wear like 36FFFF so they look huge!

From: Maxine
You know that's the only reason!

Yours is more 34FFFF, and mine is now 36FFF


From: Cathy
But seriously T said she got a bra fitting and she was 36 D. I don'[t believe that for a second. She goes braless all the time.

From: Maxine
i agree. either that or she needs to be wearing a bra. ain't nothing sexy about sagging double d titties bouncing around in a white tank top.

From: Cathy
But the celebs do it to go grocery shopping...


From: Maxine
but they're a or b at best. i do want to do it one time, just pop into the store in the summer in my wife beater, nipples blazing in the produce refrigerated section. talk about the perfect pick up line. "are you stealing raisins, or just happy to see me?"

Shoes and Caesar

From: Cathy
http://shoeblogs.com/2007/11/20/louboutin-miss-fred-tacco-vs-steve-madden-becks/


From: Maxine
OMG! It totally does look like the sole was photo shopped a different color! There's NO way those are photos of two different shoes!


From: Cathy
Or do you think they photoshopped it to bamboozle you into thinking it was the same?


From: Maxine
And I'm sure it could bamboozle most, but not two en vogue fashionistas like ourselves.

So, it looks like it will be just you, me, and OL on Friday. Why did we call that again?


From: Cathy
Typical, huh? The triumvirate!

So, "CB" just texted me "R u mad at me?" He's not a jokester, he's a drama king! He really is like a girl. First I liked it, because he liked to snuggle, but now it's getting on my nerves.


From: Maxine
What! He did not text that!? I totally agree with you, he likes drama. He only wants someone if there's drama. For example, when he was dating someone else, it made dating you fun, when you were mad that he was dating someone else, he liked that too, then when things are normal, he gets bored. I can see why it would be annoying.

And do NOT link me in a triumvirate with OL! But if you must, I call Caesar, you can be Pompey, and OL can be Crassus just because I think that sounds like the least desirable.


From: Cathy
See, I try to have a drama-free relationship and that backfires too! Darmed if you do, darmed if you don't!

However, Crassus was extremely wealthy..which goes to show you, put in your 160 hour months, and you, too, will be rewarded!


From: Maxine
Well, what's more important, wealth or a lasting impression on me thousands of years in the future in World History 101? I don't really remember anything about Crassus other than a member of the original triumvirate. Thus why we would be Caesar and Pompey (plus they have amusement rides named after them!)

Also! Which Caesar was it? Julius? E tu Brutus? Man, nevermind, I don't want Caesar after all. Is today's version of stabbing a friend the "intervention." Maybe I am Caesar! :(


From: Cathy
Haha! That was a good analogy! So true!

It was Julius Caesar....

Anyway, I need to get out of here. I want to hit up DSW, but you KNOW the traffic is going to be horrendous!


From: Maxine
Better bring snacks