Oh, You'd Be Surprised, Dear!

As a follow-up to Maxi's last blog, she ended up totally loving the guy that was visiting from another office. I hated his long hair and his Southern accent. Maxi thought they were just perfect. And this is why we're friends!

I think I'm supposed to tell a bit on the wild bar night. I was pretty impressed with myself juggling a bunch of boys that night.

To begin, I had been out on a date with the Drug Rep. He picked me up in this ginormous F-150. This thing was huge. I don't even know if he was able to find a spot in the city big enough to park it. We went to dinner and on the way there he decides it would be fun to go off-roading in his rental car. He begins driving over curbs, driving in the grass, and swerving all over. "Hmmmmmm," he thinks aloud. "If this truck can handle this well like this, let's try it in 4 wheel drive." So, without stopping or even slowing down, he switches gears. ALL OF A SUDDEN the truck starts making weird noises. I"m freaking out. We're on the interstate and the truck isn't moving. He begins freaking out. We pull over to the side and he's finagling with the gears. He tries shifting out and in of gear. Finally after 10 long minutes, the engine begins functioning normally. We safely make it to our destination.

Let's skip to the bar.

Sarah and I rolled into the bar feigning interest in the basketball game everyone was watching. BA was supposed to be coming, so I was uber excited. He finally showed up and we were having fun talking and drinking. I managed to maintain my composure and not get completely shit-faced in front of him. Go Cat! After all, I had to redeem myself since the last time I saw him I got kicked out of the bar sometime in August. Anyway, I ended up leaving him after Maxi ran into some high school friends. We ended up taking the friends to another few bars and then took them home.

Let's skip to taking the friends home.

Maxi had been making out with one friend the whole night. I had been chuckling to myself since the guy was shorter than me! (Usually Maxi gets the taller guy and I get the shorter one.) I was slightly bored/jealous/horny so I simply asked the other guys if he cared to make out. I don't think he even verbally answered. He just shoved his tongue in my mouth. It was a pleasant kiss, warm and tender. There was nothing sexual about it. It was just fun!

So, Maxi and I are on our way home and the guy she was making out with said he left his wallet in the car. Now, what kind of guys leaves something in the girl's car? I mean, did we really pull over and look for his damn wallet? Nevertheless, the wallet was never found, and neither was Maxi when he kept calling to come over and get it.

I dropped Maxi off, and shortly I found myself getting off--with BA. He had been texting me all night checking to see what time we would rendezvous. We're sitting on my couch and he's telling me about how he likes to wasth porn before he goes to bed. Then he's telling me about how he used to like watching his girlfriend get off. However, he tell me that he's kind of hanging out with his girlfriend, so he's "being good" tonight. Good, schmood. We ended up fooling around anyway. I probably won'e see him again until he's taking another break from his gf.